I am the Elegia Discord

picutes!

2007-02-03T04:40:18Z

my black gloves roses that will go on the black gloves my panic! posters

the pony that i painted :) the white lace gloves that will eventually be black and fingerless

thats all for now
love me
xxx

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-29T16:32:00

2007-01-29T06:48:28Z

in my boredom, i found myself searching youtube (again...) and was watching videos of people playing piano. (some of the people on there are AMAZING)

but im annoyed at how many people play moonlight sonata on there. omg seriously, that must be the most overplayed songs EVER. grrr! its not that good!
anyway watching these people gets depressing! i mean, its cool when the adults are like prodigies but when the 9-year-olds are better than you...! one of my biggest acheivments was playing most of flight of the bumblebee at the right speed. now watch this kid! its not fair! i wanna be good ike that! maybe i should practice more...

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oh. my. gosh... *opens piano lid...*

hmm dont know if this will work because this vid wont load for me anymore... i might also have already posted this before... oh well i'll give it a go :)
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well if you cant see the video, i think that these comments sum it up...

zhjiln (2 days ago)

wow...i thght it wasnt real time...but the hammers dont lie

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ManWithManyShurikens (2 days ago)

Its been while since I watched this video and it feels so scary and it seems to be full of sad feeling...

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kjk8288 (3 days ago)

woah, she probably has bunch of scars/wounds all over her body from childhood beating to play insane piano.. I'll never look at my piano the same way again

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PeanutButterGoodness (4 days ago)

She looks soulless and devoid of any emotion. Probably because her childhood was full of forced piano recitals. She will grow up to be mean and angsty, but its all because of neglect :(

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M4hJ0ngg (5 days ago)

she afraids me !

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primolander (1 week ago)

wow, i wonder how hard her parents had to beat to play like that DAYUM

yes m4hj0ngg, she afraids me too...lol
okay and this video is just plain awesome :-D it sounds EXACTLY like the game!! (and yes, i got out my gmeboy and listened...lol)
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well thats it for me :)
love me
xxx

partially purposeless post (did i even spell that right???)

2007-01-29T06:32:40Z

this post has no purpose. well actually it does. but only for me:) i can comment on this so it lets me log in :)

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-27T15:24:00

2007-01-27T06:09:47Z

YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!! i just found out that my penpal and family are coming to stay next holidays!! im soooo excited!! yippee!! anywho, that was not the point of this, the point was that ive been having weird ideas for clothes and stuff.

i really want chandaier (yeah idk how to spell that...) earrings that look like real chandaliers. how awesome would that be?!? maybe i should try to make them myself...
i want people to wear those long necklaces as head bands (me an my friend were wearing our necklaces (plus swinging them around out head while 'playing guitar" and doing the thriller dance...:) in different ways and it was actually pretty cool)
i want those same necklaces to be worn as suspenders. just cause i think it would be cool :) theres a certain way that i was twisting them but i cant descibe it.... i will wait until i steal dads digital camera and take a pic :)
well thats it. no doubt there is morw that i have forgotten.
actually there is!
fingerless gloves with cufflinks
shirts with bow ties
old fashioned buttons (i looove buttons! especially old ones or massively big bright ones!)
i want to get a pair of bright tights/stockings and put diamond shapes on them in different ways (e.g outline in sparkles, patches, paint, big ones, small ones...) to make them look a bit harleguin-esque but with a bright slightly mental twist :D
i have had this pair of pink socks with frills at the top (ill see if i can find a pic...okay a bit like these but mine are hot pink, are not folded down and hav more frill things...) for ages and

well, just to be a bit random, i want to wear weird socks with something like high heels just to be random :) not that i have high heels but anywho!
aha!!!! look what i found!! like this!!

my, there are a lot of sites dedicated to peoples socks!! i can see this becoming a bit of an obsession... like the nail art obcsession at the beginning of the holidays... speaking of which... here are some pics!

haha at this science camp i went to, we had to write the names of the 7 dwarves (or dwarfs?) and we wrote dopey, grumpy... then forgot the rest so somehow it our list developed to dopey, grumpy, frumpy, lumpy... i cant remember the rest but i think that is enough to realise how weird it got...
okay there are others but i cant be bothered to get them, plus that ones good :)
can anyone tell me if ironing your hair will harm it? i want to try it when everyone has gone back to school and work from our house except for me and i have 2 days to kill :))) i want straight hair dammit! i tried brushing it when it was wet this mrning then using a hair dryer and well it went straight but it was stiff and then it went floppy again and is pretty straight but the ends flick up. i dont understand what happens when you straighten your hair (ive never done it before) does it stay like stiff? because i cant imagine how it could be straight and non-stiff (as in stuck in place, like if you did it with gel) without flicking up.... weird.
well thats all :)
love me
xxx
p.s i couldnt talk about clothes without mentioning the beautiful clothes in miss potter!! i loooooove her jacket! it comes in at the waist and looks sooo pretty! i cant find a pic of it but here are some others:

i love milly's (right) hat! and gloves. you can also see some really pretty dresses in the background :)

well this is the jacket but you cant see it all. *tear* these clothes are soo pretty! so elegia says w emust all jump in our time machines and go shopping! lol
love me
xxx
p.s for real this time :)

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-27T12:15:00

2007-01-27T02:18:40Z

dudes and dudettes...

grrr im sooo annoyed at myself! anytime anyone even comes near me or i hear someone, i exit this, meaning that i lose what i had written...
well i was talking about how i have gotten obsessed with music videos and how it just seemed natural to write some of my favourite ones.
*love it* music vids... here we go:
- weapon of choice- fat boy slim
why? bcause its just so damn funny!! plus i liked the song...
-proper education (remix of pink floyd song "another brick in the wall")
why? this has a good message. a very good message.
sing- dresden dolls
why? well i basically love this song a lot because of the fantastic message, then the video just adds to that a lot. i like the alternative version better i think
- Here it goes again- OK Go
why? what an awesome idea!! very original and very, very cool!
- Short Stacks- Ditty Bops
why? this is sooo sad... (great reason elegia...) but seriously, *tear*
lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off- panic! at the disco
why? its so unusual! i mean, thats such a cool idea! and the story is good. and i like the time it is set in :)
fidelity- regina spektor
why? it looks cool. everything is sooooo awesome! i love the first shot... with her feet and legs. it looks awesome!
build god then we'll talk - panic! at the disco
why? i do realised that the video isnt released yet btw. and no, i havent seen it. the reason i like it is because i am so excited about it. ive never been excited about a music video coming out before but i really cant wait! so this is some sort of milestone for me :)
(btw i figured out the way to make it so it doesnt matter if i exit! i just save it as a private entry and when im done, i make it public! my, im so clever. lol the bad thing is that i have this anti virus thing (burn in hell trendmicro...) that stops me from logging into lj.BUT, i found a loophole! if i log on at the same time as commenting on something, i can! so i will be pissing quite a few people off pretty soon.... lol)
- one that i dont remember the name of the song... i could find out but then id be lying pretending that i knew that. (but then again, it is the most fun i can have without taking my clothes off...) (but its better if i do... lol jk!!) its the one with the guy giving free hugs...
why? its sweet and random... okay fine, i admit it, im just endorsing it because i want a hug! happy!?
i think im running out of ones but i know there were so many more...
- welcome to the black parade - MCR
why? great song. great video.
there are others maybe but i just dont remember... girl anachronism is pretty good just cause its so mental.
okay i came back to keep writing this bit...
me and mum just had some sort of mother-daughter bonding/ talking thing. a bit odd for us but anyway, not the point. omg, i swear she can read minds... im not even joking.. it was creepy!! (this reminds me of when i was little. ...for some odd reason, i was convinced thatmum could see from all the mirrors in the house. so when i got changed, id be hiding from mirrors.lol. i was/ *cough am cough* weird) but anywho, elegia is so scared!
*hate it* okay this seems weird, but this makes me panic (!) so much. when we are at the supermarket and me and mum are unpacking the trolley onto the thingo to pay for the stuff and just as we are almost done, mum realised she forgot something and tells me to finish unpacking it.it makes me soooo scared. i mean, how awkward would it be if i finished and mum wasnt back yet!? so i always do it exxxxxtttra ssslllooowwwlllyy....
also, people not answerinf my questions! it drives me absolutely insane! its probably the thing that i hate the most! i ask a simple question and they says something like "why?" you explain "i was just wondering" and they dont answer! or you really need to know something and send it in an email and they dont answer but they send a random email hours later. it makes me so insanely annoyed!! anywho..../rant. :)
*watch it* go and see miss potter!! it was soooo nice! of course like most people, i was (or should i say am...)in love with beatrix potter's books (i have a plate thing on my wall with a picture on it now :-) and it was sooo great!! it was reallly sweet.
*read it* well i havent read anything recently... although, we got a book in our book pack for school (we havent started for the year yet) that i have started reading. i probably shouldnt have because we will probably get told to read it in class time but oh well, i'll read it again. after all, i read the last one about 4 times... i forget the name though... i think its finding grace. ( think...)
listen to it: well if you havent listened to death at the chapel, listen to it, it will make you laugh (maybe, depending on how evil you are....)

well thats all :)

love

me

xxx

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-26T20:51:00

2007-01-26T11:13:11Z

bleh, im feeling really emo tonight (and yes, that is a warning to anyone who was planning to keep reading...)(also, thats a great way to start a post elegia...)
ive felt really sad all day for no reason. and my throat feels funny... you know that feeling when you are trying not to cry? like there is something in your throat? well that. and im really sick of myself. im annoying myself right now! bleh bleh bleh...ok, i will stop the emo-ness.ive got that out of the way now. the only reason i said that was because nobody at home has noticed anything (i sound like an attention seeker there. but not in that way. i mean, it feels like no one cares (geez louise i cant say anything without sounding melodramatic and emo tonight can i??) ) like there are people but i feel alone (okay elegia shut up, youre just sounding worse and worse.
snap out of it! *snaps out of it* okay better. anywho, i rediscovered this reallllly sweet picture that i had saved before :) i will put it here.

its soooo sweet. i dont know how that will turn out, so if you cant see what is written there, it says "Don't worry, I've got you" thankfully, there is no mention of the orange man though! (i went to sleep listening to that song and woke up to THE ORANGE MAN'S GOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol but veerrrryyy scary!!)

i think it would be a better caption on this picture though:("dont worry ive got you" that is. not the orange man one! lol, brian the evil orange man...)

this is another one of my favourite ones of them. its so sweet. he really looks like he cares about her and it looks like hes helping her.

well thats it for now :)

love me

xxx

p.s why is there double spacing all of a sudden???
p.p.s its gone!

p.p.p.s its back dammit. i am listening to death at the chapel and this song really makes me laugh! especially these lines:

Under shadow of the chapel he saw Jimmy run for cover, And pushing down on the accelerator,
Oh too late for Jimmy,
Ducking down as the young man flew over the bonnet.

With a heart as black as coffee he smashed into John and Betty,
Screaming, "No one will ever love you!"
Too late for John and Betty,
And the realisation hit them like a fist,
Like this.
*weird scream*
he he... i cant decide if its weird to laugh at that. my friend says its not so i guess its normal :)

testing this little pic :)

2007-01-23T09:36:38Z

i keep accidentally yelling at people. its pretty bad. i cant help it. mean or just really aggresive stuff keeps slipping out and i feel odd...and i am reallllly tired but i cant go to bed anytime soon because i just got into an argument with mum about her telling me to go to bed too early *headdesk* i need a new personality or something. i will check ebay... nope, none there. but i found some cool evening gloves.(at that has *what* to do with personalty?) what i really want to do is get some fingerless (well i want three quarter fingerless actually) and put an old vintage button (you know thos ones with the pearly stuff in the middle...) where the cuff link (sp???) on a mans shirt goes. i went to the first day of a science thing today. there was this weird lecture that i did not understand at all.... and my friends did so ifeel a bit stupid. it said something about a word that i cant remember errrr hammo no! it has something to do with hippos! like hippocammo or something (i reqally have nooo idea...) and cortesol (sp???) and i dont know what they are. then we did some invention thing and our group, being full of science nerds, decided that the best invention was obviously a collapsable chess board. 1. that is already an invention 2.it wasnt amazing the first time... i wanted to make a jacket with a hood that had speakers near your ears to listen to music but that got hard because we were making it out of two sheets of paper and straws. lol. we made sun glasses in the end with mp3 and you watch dvds and crap. okay... ebay is saying that i may be interested in a book called 'the bonds of depression' alrighy then... lol. actually no i probably would be. that stuff interests me :)well my purpose for actually writing this was to see if this works. of you see jargon, ignore it :)
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well goodbye
love me
xxx

i screwed up my lj!! yay!

2007-01-22T09:03:37Z

woot, i messed up my lj so now there is this random blue that i cant make go away! yay!!
i am pretty bored now... wow... normally my mood changes constantly so i am happy then sad, then angry etc. but right now i am all of it at once!how confusing! and the best part is that i am saying bitter or angry things but happily so i sound creepy/sarcastic! yay! :) anywho enough of that!

Stolen from obliviouswonder who stole it from </a></font></b></a>janey_xox who stole it from </a></font></b></a>sparklepop777

In 2006, did you...

fall in love with someone that was just a friend?: no... well not in a romantic way. i love my friends though
fall in love at all?: see above
lose any friends?: Yes.
make any new friends?: yay!
make any new enemies?: probably but if i did, i dont exactly remember things like that! well i dont get along with someone very well at all anymore so i gess that counts :)
develop any new hobbies?: erm...yes! ice skating! woot!
get older?: i am ageing right now. stupid thing. what kind of a question is that anyway?
do anything you regret?: as if i didnt! elegia has done many many many stupid and idiotic things...
go to any parties?: er.... *tear*
accomplish anything?: define accomplish... if you mean signing up to many many internet sites... i win at life!
make much money?: nope but i plan on getting a job with my friend at hmv or sanity.
attend a wedding?: erm... nope
attend a funeral?: never have
get any new family members?: i dont think so... nope.
move away?: no
gain any new perspectives?: elegia doesnt understand... well i think i do but it seems like an odd question... but yes
get into a verbal fight?: of course
get into a physical fight?: yep.
attend any sporting events?: unfortunately...bleh
get arrested?: errr... *hears sirens* *ducks away from window* n-no... *cough*
wreck your car?: that would require a car wouldnt it??? well i kinda crashed a car at disneyland (considering that those things are on tracks, i am amazing :-)
get a new car?: nope...
make any big purchases?: erm.... no.. wait ys! i bought an mp3 player!!
get kicked out of a store, restaurant or any other kind of business?: yes!!! 2 shops actually!! and im proud of it!
get fired from a job?: well i was working in my mums year 1 classroom stapling covers to books and parents complained about the dodgy work so i wasnt allowed todo that again... haha fired by my mum!
get offered a job?: nope.
get a raise at a job?: nope *tear* lol
learn anything?: one would hope so...
dump your bf/gf?: that would require one huh???? well i dumped my imaginary bf. he was saying stuff about me behind my back... I HEARD THAT FRED!! just ignore me, im a bit hyper 8)
get dumped by your bf/gf?: if you ask fred, he will tell you that but i dumped him!! honest! okay fine, i was dumped by my imaginary bf. happy?! now excuse me whoile i go and write some emo poetry...
develop any new health problems?: heres hoping that i havent! although for some weird reason at the beginning of last year i was convinced that i was going to die(soon). is that odd? lol
change as a person?: once again,one would hope so!
get any new piercings?: one by accident! i pierced a second hole in my ear by mistake... then another in the other ear to match... then i realised they were too close to the first holes so they closed over
get any new tattoos?: nope
attend a concert?: i wish!!
crowd surf?: hehe that would be fun but no.
travel out of state?: Yup. america!!! woohoo!!
read any books?: Yes.
travel out of the country?: yep!!
spend much money?: all of it :)
download any music?: um... of course!
try out any new looks?: ??? i guess so. yeah i have :)
sign up for a myspace?: yep
sign up for a facebook?: wth is that!?!?!
eat a food that you had never eaten before?: bleh sushit (omg i did not mean to type that, but funny typo so i shall leave it...) *sushi
go golfing?: actually yes. with dad. i spent the time juggling golf balls. i got quite good. i also got many funny looking bruises. lol
go bowling?: haha yes.
go to many parties?: pffft i am waaaayy too cool for parties.. okay FINE! i didnt go to many because i wasnt invited to many? happy?
start to resent something or someone that you used to like?: of course. thats sounds horrible but it happens all the time

In 2006, how many....
different places did you work?: er... technically, none. otherwise, none...
times did you go out drinking?: considering the fact that that is illegal... HUNDREDS!! 8) jk.
times did you smoke marijuana?: 0
drugs did you take?: what kind of drugs??? panadol is good :)
times did you have health problems?: idk.... just colds and stuff. i think...yep.
times did you go to the movies?: too many.
concerts did you attend?: zero *tear*
people did you make out with?: erm none *tear* actually wait, thats not a bad thing that would be GROSS!!!
people did you have sex with?: none!
people tried to have sex with you?: none.
times did you get your ass kicked?: ??? at ping pong, too many times ( my mums family grew up on a farm and they constantly played it because it was always raining and it was under the house so my mums flogs me in it every time! grandad is even better!)
crushes did you have?: none. i have never had a crush!
times did you attend church?: not very often. i wish we went more. we used to go but then we stopped and it is really nice because its quiet and nice and yeah :)
bad habits did you pick up?: haha too many to even remember!
"rough nights" did you have?: seeing as i have noooo idea what that means...

In 2006, what was?
your favourite day of the year?: as if i remember that!
your favourite band?: panic! at the disco, the dresden dolls.
your least favorite day of the year?:i can think of a couple of incredibly crappy days but i wont go into it 1.cos i dont wanna 2.someone will undoubtedly read this and be like "whats the matter" "do you want to talk" etc. i talk about stuff in my own head, saying it again bores me. (gee youre beijg so charming tonight elegia *sarcastic*)
your favorite movie?: alice in wonderland, fun with dick and jane (omg i LOVE that movie with a passion!!!) and i just saw the pursuit of happiness.. it was soooo good! i was expecting it to be really cliche but it was good.
your favorite song of the year?: that is too hard for me. okay lets try. sing by the dolls or build god by panic!
the most expensive thing you stole?: nothing. well i stole 3 of my dads golf balls... shh...
the biggest event you attended?: um... im thinking something school related... probs the end of year thing.
something that didn't change at all this year?: not much. my name.
your favorite holiday?: i would say summer because i like summer (its funny, i used to like whatever season it wasnt, but now i like whatever season it is. is that saying something about me? )but i HATE long holidays!! they drive me mental! the day that school endedfor the year, everyone was like, "YES!!!" and i was like, "nooo..."

Misc. questions about 2006 A.D.
were you in a hospital this year?: nope
were you in an ambulance this year?: i wish. kind of. no actually i dont but i have always wanted to go in one.
did you make any big confessions in 06?: Yep :)
did you make friends with anyone of the opposite sex that you love but only: wth!?
embarrassed about anything you did this year?: omg YES! for the past few days i have been running my most embarrasing memories through my head and cringing every minute because ive remembered something particularly embarrasing! btw, does anyone have any advice on how to stop that!?
what's the best thing to happen to you this year?:i lost my mind then foudn it :) (true story :-)
did you meet anyone that you could see yourself marrying: er.. well when you think about it, you can see yourself getting married to anyone haha. well no, can tsay that i have,
did anyone you have no feelings for confess to having feelings for you?: i wish!
did you vote this year?: cant yet :)
did you bring sexy back this year?: grr i HATE that song. anyway, im not starting a thing now...
was 2006 a great year, an average year or a bad year?: i would say a great year and a bad year. some people might say that that means average, but 2006 was no average year!!
what goals did you set for 2007?: i dont set goals. why waste time setting goals? i know i wont bother. and it doest bother me in the slightest, i am not a goal setting resolution person. i let what happens happen and dont waste time planning in advance.

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-20T19:57:00

2007-01-20T10:18:04Z

i have promised myself that i will listen to more bands that i either havent listened to much or not at all. i will put the list

the postal service (i've listened to them and they were pretty cool)
bright eyes
death cab for cutie
the shins
modest mouse
the decemberists
the arcade fire
yeah yeah yeahs (actually this one could probably almost be taken off the list because i listened to quite a few today)
regina spektor (her voice is different but realllllly pretty)
the cure
rasputina
the pixies (i have listened to quite a lot of these too, they are pretty cool :-)
belle and sebastian
troubled hubble
elizabeth and the catapults (want to listen to more)
the streets (i know them from the song "fit but dont you know it" and i totally fell in love with their accents when it was released :)
the ditty bops (a bit hmmm dont know the word... happy (no...thats not right) well not weak in an insulting way but yeah... for me )

well now it is official :) i shall be listening to a lot of music over the next few days!
i am pretty excited because tomorrow on "so you think you can dance" they are dancing to thriller. (i like michael jackson) last night i went to bed and it was all dark in my room and the blue light of my mp3 was making scary shadows and i was listening to thriller (and picturing the video) and i was getting creeped out!
i have been listenign to MCR and i really love how in "you know what they do to guys like us in prison" how they are singing serious things all happily.]

i have been saying weird things today accidentally. so i had to include the weird thing that i said to my friend :) i wsa telling her about how i had seen a sausage dog and how cute it was and how it made me laugh when it ran (anyone who has sees a sausage dog running through long grass will know what i am talking about right now) and i meant to say "when i grow up, i sooo want to get a sausage dog!!" istead i said "when i grow up, i soooo want to be a sausage dog!" *headdesk* for those who have seen invader zim (i had been watching these but they were taken off you tube (lously copyright lawas) and i dont have the channel that it is on) : "i wanna be a mongoose!" i love gir :)

thats enough because i am sleepy :)
love me
xxx

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-17T10:47:00

2007-01-17T01:01:56Z

hello my non-existant readers :) lol.oh well i actually dont care if nobody reads this because it is pretty boring!
for some odd reason i have been listening to pretty much just ragtime music recently... i found a piano book of mine that has champagne rag in it. i have fallen in love with that song! i would say it is my favourite, but nothing can beat maple leaf rag by scott joplin :) that song makes me sooooo happy! I will see if i can link you because seriously, that is such a fantastic song! possibly one of my favourite songs out of everything. (i know, im a loser...lol) i think its that a lot of my happy memories are connected to this:) mum playing this song when i was little, doing a dance to this at our dancing concert, i got full marks for this song in my piano exam :) okay heres the link, you will find maple leaf rag under scott joplin :) http://primeshop.com/midlist2.htm i luuuurrrv the end!!!
our local radio station is doing a seriously werid competition! you have to call up when you hear the swear word! what kind of a competition is that for a radio station!? but its really cool because they were taking requests yesterday and someone requested one of my favourite songs!! yay! nosebleed section :) (now please dont anyone call me a poser just because i like that song or something stupid like that) i like the hilltop hoods. :)
i have been wondering recently, is it possible to teach someone the concept of irony??? wait, i'll see how the dictionary defines it. i just cant think of a way unless you give examples...
well here is what it said... sh*t if i didnt understand irony, i think this would be pretty hard to understand!
Synonyms 1, 2. Irony, sarcasm, satire indicate mockery of something or someone. The essential feature of irony is the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occurs. In the figure of speech, emphasis is placed on the opposition between the literal and intended meaning of a statement; one thing is said and its opposite implied, as in the comment, “Beautiful weather, isn't it?” made when it is raining or nasty. Ironic literature exploits, in addition to the rhetorical figure, such devices as character development, situation, and plot to stress the paradoxical nature of reality or the contrast between an ideal and actual condition, set of circumstances, etc., frequently in such a way as to stress the absurdity present in the contradiction between substance and form. Irony differs from sarcasm in greater subtlety and wit. In sarcasm ridicule or mockery is used harshly, often crudely and contemptuously, for destructive purposes. It may be used in an indirect manner, and have the form of irony, as in “What a fine musician you turned out to be!” or it may be used in the form of a direct statement, “You couldn't play one piece correctly if you had two assistants.” The distinctive quality of sarcasm is present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflection, whereas satire and irony, arising originally as literary and rhetorical forms, are exhibited in the organization or structuring of either language or literary material. Satire usually implies the use of irony or sarcasm for censorious or critical purposes and is often directed at public figures or institutions, conventional behavior, political situations, etc.
okay... so you can define it.... lol.
another thing i have been wondering... do blind people dream in pictures??? and i would go on sites and read about it but im not because i dont want what they will tell me because nobody can know.
i have read a good book. "a place called here" i reccomend it :) its good :) well i think thats all :)
love me
xxx
p.s omg i just watched fun with dick and jane for the millionth time. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!! BAAHAHA for anyone who has seen it, i love "why dont you steal your self some prosaic (sp?)" and also "we sound soo funny!" "i know! thats what i was thinking!" bahaha. i love him playing the guitar with that voice thing. okay i just searched for dickharperisatool.com and noone has made it *tear* i also love (okay i love the whole thing but whatever) "im american! talk to my wife yane!!" "sure we'll talk to yane, and then we'll call my wife yennifer and his wife yacklyn." and then the kid answers *headdesk*
p.p.s OMG APPARENTLY (sp?) THE NEW PANIC! AT THE DISCO VIDEO IS BEING RELEASED IN AUSTRALIA ON SATURDAY THE 20TH. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH if you can confirm this, tell me straight away!!!! this is my favourite panic! song!!!!!!!
p.p.p.s ARGHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO scarred for life!! i was on youtube and i clicked on a harry/draco slash done to music and it uses panic! nooo ewww! YUCK! there was part that said "hey draco?" "yes harry?" "i love you" "f**k you" "that too *grin*" eww *shudders.okay so far this person has used panic!, queen, greenday, (what other bands will they destroy with the grossness?!!? i think i should stop watching this. its odd... ) i actually feel reallllly sorry for these actors... i mean, these people are doing this with the characters in mind but these people have had their pictures used...okay now they have killed the blackeyed peas too *tear* and they killed FOB. damn they have sus-er-rised some of my favorite songs!
p.p.p.p.s this video is sad *tear* (the ditty bops one not the slash one)

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-10T15:29:00

2007-01-10T06:16:10Z

i am soooo bored!!

i am really really bored! and on top of that, i am hyper and im not allowed to ride my bike or anything because there have been women being attached here and a 16-year-old just got attacked recently. i thought i would post an entry here to do something. i have tried running around in the garage but i got dizzy because its a small circle, i started tearing up paper (to be precise, my english book from 2 years ago...)into tiny pieces and put them on the floor then turned the fan on to create "snow" (then had to clean it up...),watched 'stick it' (Fall Out Boy plays in this!! yay! the songs 'I slept with someone from..." and "Our lawyers made us..." were in it! yay!), held a ceremony in which one of my teddy bears was knighted (i told you i was bored!! dont laugh! lol) i also read dolly. (definately a sign of madness) hahaha that magazine is sooooo funny!! so then why did i buy it? my friend told me that panic! was in it so i got it and yeah... there was a poster and 2 sentences from brendon. oh well, it was still very entertaining...haha. i was very happy to see a girl in it with braces though! they are doing the whole anti annorexic natural beauty thing at the moment. dont get me wrong, i think thats fantastic! but they contradict themselves a bit... i mean, then they have a section where they have girls with different types of bodies telling them not what to and what not to wear to look good...well i just dont like magazines so thats where my problem is... haha. i saw something i didnt get (yes i am about to lash out at someone's puncuation, and yes, i am aware that mine is incorrect and i dont type in the correct case all the time ...but im not selling this either!)okay it had the word 'cos' which im a bit 'hmm' towards normally but for some odd reason they have written 'cos. with a apostrophe (sp?)in front. that doesnt make sense! its not "becos" oh well... im probably wrong! :) also, these embarrasing moments are so dumb. lets take a look at one i read one time where the girl yelled "slut" out the window of her boyfriends car while his mum was driving. she then says that they told her that that girl was putting down flowers where a relative had been killed and she felt "soooooo embarrased. lol" ergh, why would you do that anyway? idiot...oh well. i have started reading a book that seems pretty good so far :) its called "a place called here" also in my boredom, i sat for half an hour watching the background on the panic! website. *headdesk* omg, i seriously need to do something active or i am going to do something really stupid. im not sure what but i can just tell. the last time i was like this at home alone, i climbed out the window of our old house and onto the stairs that were under the house (this is soo confusing to explain!) it was an okd queenslander and underneath the house was cememnt and the stairs from th eback door led under there. and anyway, i got stuck under the house with no key. haha. i played ping pong...(yes by myself... haha...how sad) i also think that this is highly indicative of my boredom, i watched an ice cube melt. i actually got out an ice cube and stared at it while it melted. haha. ARGHHHHHH i just got in trouble for teasing the cat! what the hell!? and mum just went past saying "dont worry darling, mummy loves you" seriously! that cat is soooo annoying!!! like it scratched all down my face one day and i had a MASSIVE cut all the way down my face and i got in trouble because i "must have said something nasty to the little darling" ARGHH!! and mum has to constantly know where it is. we have always "lost" the cat...dad refuses to look for it anymore! its insane!! oh well...
love me
xxx

theres no point in me writing comments because it just changes ramdomly anyway!

2007-01-08T07:54:37Z

hello my darklings :) (okay so i totally stole that off my friend but whatever. (she types darkling every time she goes to write darling and it has just become part of my vocabulary. actually a lot of words have (silly ones too) dudette, yo, darkling and sceance kid instead of scene kid))
i just came back from going to the shops! okay i saw the most awesome converse shoes EVER at the shops. omg they were soooo cool. wayyy better than just the plain ones! wait i will see if i can find pics of shoes like them because i cant do them justice! okay no i cant find a picutre of them, but they are white with colourful swirls and stuff at the back. well trust me, they are awesoe!!! i also saw some reallly cool ones that were lilac with flower stuff sewn on and the tops were folded down and were tie-dyed. i also saw some that had pinstipes but they were for men :(
i was going to start writng an entry that talked about how we spend ages building our perfect world and then something destroys it, but im not going to. ive decided not to get into that. life is beautiful and i cherish it :) i have spent too long being depressed and sad to be dragged down by things that i can neither understand nor control. :) i had a teacher who used to say quite a lot, "if there is nothing you can do about it, there is no point worrying" i have to add to that though, if there is something we can do about it, we should be doing it and if we havent done it, we dont deserve the right to worry. we should never worry, everything will work out in the end. we all reach the same destination even if we take slightly different paths. i am just going to try and be nice and happy all the time. i dont know if i believe in a god as such, but i believe that the values that they teach in church are good and i will try to live by them. i do not want to be a person who believes in god purely out of fear.
that just reminded me of a tim minchin (sp?) song. for those of you who dont know who he is, he is a comedian who plays the piano and sings funny songs. he is on spicks and specks sometimes. wait i will see if i can attach a song. he he ...
okay here is a link where you can listen to them :) its really awesome. i love angry and inflatable you.
http://www.timminchin.com/media/
okay and here is him performing on spicks and specks singing his song "adam hillsong"

i have really been getting into comedy stuff recently. i am loving tripod and adam hills. okay i am attaching a very funny standup gig of adam's.

i hope you enjoyed that as much as i did! the punchline that is cut off is "i want to see an australian teller machine and it says 'would you liek another transaction?" and your options are "oh yeah" or "get f***ed"" great stuff... :D
love me
xxx

AWESOME/ crap :(

2007-01-07T23:08:49Z

*reasons to be happy* well so many AWESOME things have happened recently! so i have been pretty happy! I do skate school and on saturday we did spirals, and well a lot of things that i have forgotten the name of! haha. ohhh 3 jumps! they were AWESOME and lunges were painful but AWESOME!PLUS, they were playing in the mood so we were dancing and i loooove that song so tell me how that isnt AWESOME! I can play 'sing' by the Dresden Dolls on the guitar (okay so its not that hard haha oh well i havent been playing for long so its a big acheivment for me:) so that is AWESOME! we have planned a sleepover for my birthday. That is insanely AWESOME! and my mum is opposed to sleepovers so this is a big thing! so basically everything is AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! my friend told me about a game where you put "in my pants" after whatever song you are listening to. of course, me being the immature individual that i am, was totally fascinated by this and went through my whole playlist putting that on the end. haha. i will write some of the funnier ones here:
time to dance in my pants (this is what my friend got)
mandy goes to med school in my pants
coin operated boy in my pants
seven nation army in my pants (they're big pants okay?)
message in my pants (this made me think of message in a bottle...:)
get busy living or get busy dying in my pants
there were others but im sure you get the point haha.so i found that AWESOME. im sure im not the only one either! im sure people who read this (yes...) are giggling like a 5 year old girl who just cut her barbies hai r(look im tired my metaphors suck haha) and going through their playlists like i did. :)am i done with the awesomeness yet? i think not! my friend came back from holidays!!! AWESOME! haha damn i love that word :) OMG 3 WEEKS UNTIL SCHOOL!! AWESOME!! *hangs head in shame* i am such a loser. but i like school. i have reallllly fun classes (except for some odd reason i changed from probably my favourite class to a class that i am crap at... drama to art. dammit! and it was really good that the school let me change (they dont like people switching classes) and now i changed my mind but it is definately too late to change back! so thats not so awesome but whatever.) also, our music teacher quit. he was a little annoying and weird and stuff... so thats good i guess (i feel so evil saying that but its not like hes dead) HAHA! another reason! tv is returning t normal, wait this effects (or is it affects?? i think so) me how? i dont watch tv! actually sometimes i do watch daytime tv. (the alternative to getting the comedy channel... now elegia, that wasnt very nice. apologise to the daytime tv people now! (jus ignore me, i start talking to myself sometimes :) ) aha! another reason (omg my life is so awesome!) we have a school dance a couple of weeks into the new term and me and my friend/s (i dont know if everyone will like this idea, plus something tells me i wont be allowed to) want to do ryan ross makeup!!! haha. AWESOME? i think so!!! panic! and the dolls exist. i cant imagine life without them. so AWESOME! we have ice cream in the freezer!! AWESOME. mum NEVER lets us get ice cream! its soo yummy!!! i can finally do a mowhawk in skating!!! AWESOME! i have started writing a song! AWESOME. but i kinda suck at lyrics... haha. when there are high tides! i loooove it when the waves are all rough and they splash right up onto the footpath! AWESOME! it rained normally several days ago! not just that drizzle stuff, real rain!!! (we are in drought here) AWESOME! is it the 8th today?? if so, only OMG 22 days until my birthday! AWESOME! AND, my mum and brother will already be at school so i get to spend my birthday alone at home!! AWESOME! i can do all the stuff i cant do normally!! bash the crap out of the piano, play music and run around the house singing, do insane makeup, dress up in crazy clothes! i am excited! but i am still feeling a little sad. :( maybe i am just sleepy. oh well... everything will work out. stuff always does :)i think im done with the AWESOMENESS well then there are the things that are just awesome all the time. i have 3 AWESOME friends. i miss them all so much :( they make me happy when i feel sad :)
*things to be sad about* the panic! video for their song "build god then we'll talk probably wont be released on tv because it is rude or something... wait! thats good! less teenies will see it and i wont have to listen to my favourite panic! song be killed by everyone screaming it(damn that sounds emo, but i assure you, im not. thats my friend :) my friend is going on holidays so i cant even email her :( and she has been kinda sad recently and im a little worried but oh well. i was asking if everything was okay and she got defensive and stuff but then she tells me how she has been sad and stuff... that was a bit grr-worthy but oh well. ive been waaayyy worse with her.
i think thats all i have to be sad about. wow, life. is. gooooood!
wow as proof that i have spent waaayyy to much time on my computer, i just realised that when i think, i see my hands typing the words out. how sad! i feel like right now i just need to run and run until i am completely exhausted. so i will be so exhausted that all i can think about is being exhausted and so i can escape from thinking the same things on a loop. i just kinda need to escape everything.. but there is nothing to escape. everything is fantastic. i just need to escape my own thoughts... on second thought, perhaps dealing with them is easier :) just ignore me,im using lj to get stuff out.bleh. i keep feeling sad for no reason. and like is wonderful. so many great things are happening! oh well i will remain positive :) (i have been feeling like pollyanna recently! i have been playing the glad game. oh god...) well im done now :)
another reason to be sad. somebody did a dance to dance dance by fall out boy last night on tv and my friend told me and i missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loooooooooove that song!! i would have been soooo excited! like i would have been yelling! then i would have been told to be quiet lol. oh well youtube... my number one source of illegal viewing... jk. haha. i swear they need to play that song at the dance but they wont. they are into pop culture and we will dance to all that bleh music. omg. i HAVE to mention the bimbo song!! there is a song that is totally making fun of bimbos and singing in an annoying voice and everything. well its hilarious becuase there is a song that sounds soooo much like it right now but one is serious and the other is making fun of it. he he. i still love that song 'download this song' its so ironic wow, that word really seems weird when you say it...
*must watch* i am sooo proud of mysel for being able to write this! see i cant normally watch movies or anything because i get too hyper and day dream but i watched a movie the other day!! i am so proud of myself!!! i watched 'the others' i really really really liked it!! so if i can watch it an like it, anyone can!
*must read* my friend read Tropic of Cancer. i started. i ,liked it but i just cant keep reading because im not a reading person and yeah... but its realllly good this guy has some profound thoughts (plus some racist, sexist and disgusting ones too) but its good. i will probably keep reading it one day...
*must listen to* the dresden dolls!!! and of course P!ATD. they are great! this providence is also pretty good...and FOB
oh my friend just sent me an email saying bye. shes going away now :( im sad. :( 10 whole days without emailing each other :(well i think thats all so yeah...
love me
xxx

fs

2007-01-03T07:13:58Z

what the hell??? i just noticed an ad at the top of this page... an ad for a doll that resembles your child.. creepy... is that intended for the child or what? my friend told me about this once but id never seen it and i was freaked out... anyway... moving right along.. how many entries have i dont roday?!?! i am such a chatterbox! i cant help myself!! oh well. who cares?! im a little concerned that lj will stop me or something thoiugh... are there a certain amount of posts permited??? i am going to attach something in a sec. i love it. it was the inspiration behind the Dresden Dolls CD "yes virginia" this was in a newspaper and was called "yes virginia, there is a santa"
Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. "Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. "Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' "Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?"VIRGINIA O'HANLON."115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest man that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Santa Claus! Thank GOD! He lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood

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2007-01-03T06:32:54Z

yay! i found out that the video thing worked! so all those people who read my live journal *sarcastic* will enjoy it... woot. well i am going to add more (i seriously have an insane addiction with youtube.) does that mean i can put pictures and stuff on here too??? hmm nteresting
okay well i was going to put a drawing thing i had done with panic! at the disco written there but i lost it :( im pretty sad about that because unlike everything else i draw or write, that actually turned out okay... oh well. i will however, attach a video of the panic! at the disco strung out version of 2 songs :)

okay, has anyone heard the remix of panic!'s song for 'snakes on a plane'? bleh! i would be so upset if someone did that to my song. i would probably cry. (im not joking, and i dont cry either! as in, i basically cant- speaking of which, i will attach a song that actually made me cry. i have never had this reaction to a song before, but it was beautiful.)

i wanted to just put on the audiobut i cant find a site that lets me. enjoy that song. i love it.

I'm never good at coming up with subjects for stuff... there we go, I wrote something

2007-01-03T06:07:04Z

Today is one of those rare days when i can get onto lj. So I am posting something. I really don't have much to say because I haven't done anything too exciting recently. I would worry about boring people with the stupid little things that I have to say but because no one is going to read this anyway, I wouldn't say that that is too much of an issue. I have always wondered, if you expect that nobody is ging to read something, does that mean you are talking (or writing as the case may be) to yourself??? Oh well, that hardly matters. That is irrelevent. I can't help but notice that everything reminds me of Panic! at the Disco and The Dresden Dolls. Like the word irrelevant just reminded me of an interview that was absolutely hilarious/awkward that they did. Hmmm i am wondering how to attach that... well i know that on some sites if you get the code and put it in, it will show it... well i'll give it a go. If you can see a whole heap of jargon now, ignore it please :)

okay i tried. we'll se what happens. Has anybody else noticed that Brendon Urie has a hyperactive foot? Anyway... Today I was pretty excited when i found a box of CDs that have been packed p for awhile since we moved house and that i had never found before. I am listening to all of them now. haha. some of these songs are pretty bad... (I am listening to so fresh from ages ago. haha)I am also happy because i can play intermission (by panic! of course) on the piano :) I am also reading a book called Tropic of Cancer right now... its good once you get past the controversial stuff... I love the way the author articulates his thoughts. He has thought a lot of things that i had thought before but never been able to word properly in my mind. I would have expected myself to be very angry at this book but im actually not... See, i would normally say that i am a feminist but it just isn't bothering me oddly enough. Damn, the document has something wrong with it... okay, i cant open it now and i lost the link... I will have to annoy my friend for the link again now. (I think i aanoy her a lot sometimes) anywho... There is an ad for lj shirts next to this... how odd... no offence to anyone who has one of course!
This is gettting long and boring isn't it?? I told you! I am terrible at writing stuff! It drags on for agggges and i am incapable of cutting the waffle out. oh well... No womder I cant write subjects for things! I dont know what im going to write in the first place! The weather is drizzly (also, ignore the fact that i cant spell and dont puncuate properly. im not stupid, just lazy. (gee that makes it okay then *sarcastic*) ) This weather makes me feel odd. very calm, which is odd for me. I am normally all over the place but I am just normal today :) This would be good movie watching weather but i cant watch movies (i cant pay attention for that long!) ok, so maybe im not as calm as i thought :)Perhaps i should wrap this up now so i dont prolong (sp???) this... im thinking its already too late. haha. damn, i just watched that video that i tried to attach again and damn that interviewer is an idiot!chances are that i will keep writing straight after i finish this just because thats what im like but whatever.
love me

I am the Elegia Discord

picutes!

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-29T16:32:00

partially purposeless post (did i even spell that right???)

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-27T15:24:00

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-27T12:15:00

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-26T20:51:00

testing this little pic :)

i screwed up my lj!! yay!

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-20T19:57:00

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-17T10:47:00

elegiaxxdiscord @ 2007-01-10T15:29:00

theres no point in me writing comments because it just changes ramdomly anyway!

AWESOME/ crap :(

fs

*insert subject here*

I'm never good at coming up with subjects for stuff... there we go, I wrote something

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